Target Lady
Kristen Wiig portrayed Target Lady, a recurring character on Saturday Night Live created during her time at The Groundlings. The character is defined by her bowl haircut, red vest, and overly enthusiastic, dim-witted approach to customer service, often pronouncing the brand name as "Terget."
Quotes
“Welcome to Terget!”
“I’m on the clock and ready to rock!”
“Oh, don’t make me sing!”
“I learn something every day at Target. Yesterday, I learned that Coca-Cola is dark brown.”
“A fifty!!! … And it’s legit!!!”
“You know what fertilizer is, right? It’s part dirt and part feces.”
